RIO the Bird...... UGHHHHH

 My mom and I seldom agree on anything as far as what she likes and what I like. That ranges from clothes, colors, activities and now RIO the bird...... She always has these crazy ideas about animals and they always turn out bad for me. The only idea that she had that I remotely like is Louie our dog. However I need to warn you he is "hairless". He is mixed with Chinese Crested and Brussel Griffin. He is small and cute. I do like him cause he is calm and very seldom barks. Next she got an English Bulldog name Zena. She was aweful. She chewed everything; I lost more shoes because of her. She ended up having alot of health issues so my mom gave her to a good family that could afford to take care of her needs, thank goodness! But that didn't stop my mom from getting another dog. She claimed she needed a big dog to go for walks and/or runs with. That's when Lyzzy became part of our family. Lyzzy is a Golden Retriever and very hyper and (I think) very stupid. Mom says it's cause she is still a baby. I still don't like her.  So a normal family would stop with 2 dogs, right? Oh did I mention my mom is not normal. Now she is getting a bird. Not just any bird.......a BIG bird. She thinks she needs a Macaw Parrot. http://www.birdfarm.com/sale/catalina-macaws-for-sale.asp I am horrified of tiny baby ducks...... What will I do with a giant bird? This bird is going to have it's own room. Who does that? My mom of course. This bird is named RIO. For anyone that doesn't know what a Macaw is, it's those BIG birds you see in the zoo's. I told her she would have to hire a zoo keeper to clean up after that bird. I won't be caught dead in the bird room....